Drought Lifted

This is not a ladylike post. It's dirty. Grimy. Funky and down right sex on toast. If this offends you, you shouldn't be here. Please go to HERE and do something more wholesome. Try the curry.

Regulars of Smack Dab will know that I've been on a cock-drought. I'd broken my clit from self-abuse, worked in a non-sexy job and decided the casual bad sex was worse than having no sex at all so basically cobwebs grew and my hymen grew over. Just when I thought I'd had my best sex and quivered my last quiver, I met Shaun and we decided to share some skin and bump uglies.

Step aside Mr Czechoslovakia. Step aside Michael. Step aside all of the previous cock I've glorified here at Smack Dab. There is a new man on the scene and I'm still recovering from the pounding that he gave me on the weekend.

To say that he dusted Smacks' cobwebs would be a severe understatement. After I was finally able to lift his big muscly arm off me in the morning, I was happy to find a comfortable chair the next day and sigh in sore relief, as I pulled my knickers on and head home.

Shaun has given permission to share the goods. He's happy to be immortalised on the pages of Smack Dab. Forever cached in Googles history as a monumental screw. Bless.

So hooray, my sex blog fodder has returned... and by the looks of our matching libidos, I'd suggest you check back here often.

To the sweet-hearts that emailed they were a little bit jealous, you should be...*smooch*

Stay tuned.
x

Busted...

Update!

By googling my Gmail address, Shaun found my blog and has been reading it and still wants to see me. That's both a relief and a worry. I've been pouring emotion from just about every orifice here for years and yet he's more than cool with it. Finding more things in common, he says and he "appreciates" (laughing) the sex stories. In other words, they're giving him wood. I guess he's only human eh. We've talked on the phone a bit about them and other stuff. It's weird having someone know you in real life and read your online persona. It's a link I don't often make because it leaves me vulnerable.

I told him he's already read the book before reading the introduction!

We're catching up tonight so we'll just see how appreciative of the sex stories he is of them, eh? I'm hoping that once my nerves calm down, we can just relax and enjoy the company of each other. I always get nervous around people that I like.

We've confessed a mutual crush but at the end of the day sometimes spending more time with someone can either nurture or annihilate that crush.

It's been awhile since I went to a man's home with the intention of banging him like the front door. Thank god he's supplying the red wine and the view.

I'll let you know. Worst comes to worst we've enjoyed many hours laughing and carrying on and made a new friend.

At best, I've got new lacy knickers in my cupboard.

Wish me luck.
x

Burn, baby burn

'If it doesn't hurt, then you're not doing it right' is my motto when working out at my gym. Sean, the PT, is a young cute blonde thing without an ounce of any mysognistic male in him!

He's just a honey and he's supervising me for training three times a week for 45 mins a pop.

I quite like the cross-trainer and the treadmill and even didn't mind the rowing machine but god I wish they'd change the television channel. My body is hurting as I type this and I couldn't be bothered shutting my office blinds when I changed so hope there were no heart-attacks across the road.

I'm on a mission to get fit and tone up and lose my fat ass! The skinny girl inside of me is 'give me some chocolate bitch" and I'm saying 'here, have an apple!' It's a battle of demons, that's for sure.

In other news, I have two dates this week. Yup, you heard it here. One is James. He's 27. He's a nice enough chap, shame about the name. He's a political advisor/lawyer. We have similar taste in music and this is a casual drink of a fine red! I met James through a musical forum online. I don't have any real romantic feelings at this stage - just another mate - but who knows.

The second is Shaun, he's 38, two girls (7,10) and employed as an IT professional for an American company. He's all mushy, lovey-dovey and thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. He's also 6ft 1, a Virgo (highly compatible for those playing at home) and we have heaps in common. I met him through mutual friends. We're going for coffee, although he wanted to take me to dinner to his favourite restaurant after learning that I'm a foodie. He also has my dream home on the cliff faces of the ocean at Hallett Cove. We're planning to hook up there and take his dog for a walk. Bliss!

Up until about 6 months ago, I was still blissfully happy to be single, but lately I've become a bit lonely and have decided to start looking for love again. I feel very comfortable around Shaun and although we haven't been intimate, I know we're both thinking about it.

Wish me luck. Although I'm a sensual tactile girl, it's been a long time since I was intimate (Shaun knows this too) and I'm worried I might burst when he touches me.

I haven't told him that I have a blog either and he's quite the gentleman so I'm not sure what he'd make of my sex stories here. If the timing is right, I'll ask him if he wants to be glorified here before I close the blog. Or maybe, he'd love being the star of the show and the blog will remain open. Who knows, until then, I wish you all the best.

Love,
Cath

Bompas of Beachport

hi everyone,

Thanks heaps for your creative and funny ideas about the presentation.

I decided to not attend the interview. I was not interested in such a dramatic decline in my salary so I rang them and told them as much. They were lovely, disappointed but understanding. I simply said 'there is no point wasting your time' and they appreciated that.

I've decided to go part time in my current well-paid position. My manager is supportive of this and so now I'm adding classes to my University time-table. I'm interested in English, Gender, Work and Social Inquiry, Justice and obviously criminal aspects. I'm also happy to pick up some Linguistics and whatever else fits within my work schedule. I'll keep you posted.

My Millicent friends, Greg and Kerri are having a party in August and I'm delighted to be invited. This party is for Leggy's 50th and it's a theme party. We have to come dressed as a character from the 1950's, 1960's, etc from either the music arena, movie arena, or whatever. We also have to sing a song!

I've decided to stay HERE instead of camping out. In August it would be freezing so there is no chance I'm avoiding the fireplaces at Beachport. I've already booked and paid for my queen, room-with-a -view bedroom. Maybe I'll get lucky at the party and drag some male skin back to the room with me. That balcony looks pretty over looking the ocean eh?

Can't stay- much to do.

Talk soon! Hope you're well

C

Creative ideas, please!

Hi everyone,

On Wednesday I have an interview for the part time position I was telling you about. Although I'm still undecided about what road to take, I will attend the interview all the same. The agency is likely to become a business-partner even if I don't follow through with the job. They're aware of the substantial pay difference so shouldn't be surprised if I don't take it.

Because the role is centered around training and development they have asked me to create a presentation on 'anything' for 10 mins. When they told me this, I said 'Even, how to make a mud cake?" and they laughed and said Yes!

"So, what if I bring out a cake and say, Here's one I made earlier?" and she laughed and said 'Great!"

They're looking to assess my public speaking skills and ability to keep the audience engaged.

So, I'm asking YOU for ideas. What should I do my presentation on? Keep in mind they're a child protection agency so nothing illegal, please!

I thought I might do a presentation on how to make an effective presentation! You know, enough of the 'death by powerpoint' slides that our retina's are assaulted with anytime someone's got a graph to show off.

How to do a manicure?

How to recognise an internet creep?

How to download tunes from itunes?

How to set up a blog?

Hit me with your ideas!

100, 000

Well, hey. For the last couple of months I've been thinking about closing my blog. As much as I enjoy writing, I think my writing would be better somewhere else. I'd like to write short stories. I've managed, somehow, to already get two published and maybe that's the road I should follow.

This blog has been going for a few years now and has provided me with much joy, sadness and mostly fulfiled the purpose that it was originally created. Meeting you lot has been the best part but I have moments where I feel really exposed by all of my stuff here. The sex stories are all true and often make me sad. I miss being in love. I miss being kissed deeply.

I figure that when it hits 100, 000 hits, I will close it. I won't delete it, but I will make it private.

I won't start up another blog either but I will continue to visit yours.

I find myself getting bored with myself. My blog has become so boring and I just want to put it out of its misery.

Tom mentioned that it would be a mistake to close the blog. Maybe he's right but I can't see the reasons why. I know that you guys are all regulars and although my little piece of blogger still averages 70 -100 visits a day, I just feel as though it's as boring as batshit guys.

I'll have a think about it but at this point, when the counter hits 100k I'm closing shop.

I'll continue to write until then.

Much love to you.
Cath

Men and Women

hi everyone,

I have just finished reading a book by Steve Harvey. This book has been featured widely in USA as the author featured twice on Oprah Winfrey so now her population of viewers are regarding it as their new bible. While researching the book, I discovered that another publisher author, Barbara Carlson is citing copyright violation on the title so with that current legal battle in mind, I'm not going to publicize the title. If someone allegedly stole the title of my published hard work, I'd be upset too. More importantly, Harvey's work has come under criticism for being anti-empowerment for women and is also being branded as chauvinistic.

The book by Harvey professes to let the female reader into the brain of a man and that's what I am here to discuss.

Harvey says that if a man loves you he will a/profess it b/provide for you and c/protect you. Fine. I can dig that. I understand that men are closer to our cave-man brothers than women. I believe that a man that loves you will profess it (especially to ward off other suitors), provide for you (bring home the bacon to make home cosy, feed the kids etc) and protect you. (fight off the other knights in the kingdom)

Harvey gave an example of how agitated he gets when he is unable to protect his wife. As a young woman, she used to indulge in adventurous sports. Diving in the ocean being one example cited. As a non-swimmer, Harvey felt unable to protect his wife to the point where, on a diving trip, he was so agitated that something bad would happen to her, she gave up diving to keep him calm. Yup, really. There there pet. It's alright. I'm here now. Never mind her interest or joy in the activity. Perhaps knitting would be better suited.

I also think that these are important lessons for women to understand when they're undecided if the guy they're seeing is genuine. If he's not introducing you as his woman, wife, girlfriend, fiance then he doesn't see you as part of his plan.

Harvey continues to give women the three essentials needed to keep their man happy.

They need 1/ support 2/ loyalty and 3/ the cookie. Cookie being slang for your honeypot.

1. Support. I agree with this. I understand that men (and women) need to feel appreciated for their good work and helping out around the house and stuff. I dig that. "You're so big and strong and you're everything that I need"

2. Loyalty. I agree with this. Everyone needs to feel their partner is loyal to them. I think loyalty crosses into both the men and women's domain. I don't know how many mates I've spoken to where they're absolutely devastated because their guy/girl wasn't loyal. We all need to know who's got our back. I get that too!

3. The Cookie

Harvey says 'take anything but don't withhold on the sex. You got about a good month at best to not put out and then he's going to get it from some one else.'

"At my age (50) I'll work with you for a little longer because I'm busy. I got a company to run, I got a schedule to keep, I'm on the road, the stage, the radio, writing books, acting, supporting my own charity, and working with others. I'm on the run. But the truth is, if I can't go home and relieve my stress, there is a problem"

Harvey goes onto acknowledge the busy days that women have. His words normally mention kids catching the bus, preparing a meal, rush hour traffic, home work, dinner and the last thing a tired woman needs is the 'shoulder-tap' but ladies, if you start dishing out the cookie crumb by crumb, he has a right to go elsewhere and he will.

What the fuck!

Not only are his life goals so much more important than yours and his needs have priority over your crappy day, but he is justified in going to get pussy elsewhere? Like hell, fucker.

Harvey also indicates that a man needs to think he earns more money than you, even if he doesn't. Can't emasculate him. Does that mean if a woman earns more money she loves her husband less or is less likely to keep her man? Should she stay in the kitchen, naked waiting for her hard working man to come home so he can ravish her on the kitchen bench while he holds his club? Probably.

Don't get me wrong. I'm quite fond of some traditional roles. I like traditional mens roles but I think it's perfectly normal for these roles to blend at times. Many men like to play a role in the raising of the kids. Kids need this too! Women might earn more money - who cares as long as everyone is happy and the bills are getting paid. Can't a man be secure in knowing that he has hooked an educated woman and therefore, relax a little with financial pressures?

If a woman comes to a man and says "I have my own house, raise my kid perfectly fine, earn good money, have a degree and can wash my own car' that is, in his opinion a turn off because there is no place for the man to fit in there and 'profess, protect and provide'

Why can't a man be a part of an independent woman's life without having to sit at the head of the table and carve the turkey? Surely having a life outside of his is an attraction to a bloke? Does he want the women to solely be reliant on him for her every need? Isn't that a bit dull and narcissistic to assume that his company is sufficiently nourishing and she requires no life outside of his? Doesn't that smack of complete control?

I agree that a woman has to have standards. I agree with Harvey's take on women either being sports-fish (the ones you throw back) and the "keeper" because we do that too. We know perfectly well within days if we want to keep you or just have you around to warm our bits and put the bin out. I agree that men are simple creatures. I agree that women are complex creatures.

Harvey also says that you should not get the nose-job if your man is happy with your nose. Nevermind what you see in the mirror every day.

I honestly don't think it's that weird for men and women to live relatively equal in a relationship. Sure, he may appreciate being the one to make those final decisions. Or she may appreciate managing the money. And some women have a high-sex drive and are happy to put out every day, twice a day (I'm one of them!) but why does a man's needs have to outweigh any kind of
personal interests, day to day achievements and personal standards for the women?

If you want to read the book, just google Steve Harvey, or Barbara Carlson and make your own mind up.

Over and out.

x

Tommy

I know three famous people have already died so you can imagine my surprise when my friend Jen rang tonight from the Adelaide Festival Theatre saying that Tommy Emmanuel (the legendary guitarist) had cancelled his Adelaide show due to sudden heart complications.

Fingers crossed nothing will happen with this genius. I'm not sure the world can handle another loss this week!

Cheers
C

Psychology Studies

History, pioneers, famous names, famous theories, philosophy, structuralism, functionalism, Kepler, Freud, Jung and Adler, ODIE, Popper inductivist theory, classic conditioning, aversive conditioning, operative conditioning, cognitive therapy, behavioural therapy, social cognition, research methods, experimental design, social facilitation theory, validity and reliability, correlation studies, fundamental attribution error, defensive attribution theory, persuasion of social attributes, schemas, psychopathology, mental health, mental illness, mental disorder, abnormal behaviour, diagnosis, aetiology, personality structure, behavioural approach, cognitive approach, criticisms, family systems model, manifestations of anxiety, types of anxiety disorders, mood disorders, classifications, DSM, depression, cognitive symptoms of depression, dysthymic disorder, bi-polar disorder, mania, causes of mood disorder, Beck, Seligman, Child Disorders, Schizophrenia, Types of Delusions, hallunications, catatonic behaviour, environmental stress, intelligence, Galton, Binet, Terman, 70-75 mentally handicapped, sources of error, Spearman, heritability is a population index, sensory neurons carry info to the Central Nervous System, Neurotransmitters, (Acetycholine, Gaba, Dopamine, Seratonin, Endorphins) Endocrine system, Nervous System, Peripheral and Central, somatic and autonomic, sympathetic and parasympathetic nerve fibres, axon, myelinated sheath, evolution, hindbrain, cerebellum, midbrain, tectum, tegmentum, aversive Vs rewarding behaviour, medulla oblongata, reticular formation.......

Wish me luck tomorrow for my exam?

GOOD NIGHT!

Glory

hi everyone,

My friend gave birth to a beautiful big baby girl over night. We're all delighted for her. She's a busy mother but honestly, one of the best around. She also juggles a doting partner, a big family, a clean home and social life. Most of all, she juggles a highly energetic one year old as well. We love them all.

This post is about glory. It's about the right to announce good news. News about you. Like say, the birth of your baby. Your wedding pics. Your divorce papers coming through.

I feel, that any woman that carries a child and pushes an 8pld baby from her body deserves the right to gloat, brag, announce and share that birth. The other people that have a right to announce is obviously the partner and the families of both parties.

I'm currently on leave for a week prepping for exams. Today I logged onto facebook (procrastinating from study, I know, bad) and imagine my surprise when I saw a person that she barely knows announce the birth on my friends profile. Evidently she's found out via someone else, fine. But to then dominate my friends facebook profile with her own announcement sharing the birth name and other details - well, it made my blood boil. It's simply not her right to do this however sweet the intention. Post it on your own page, not the new mums!

It's stealing the limelight from my friend who no doubt is buggered in hospital now juggling a new born and the body aches that come with that.

I remember once my old friend B went to Egypt with a friend from work. They had a great time. Before she was able to get home and get online, someone else had posted her pics of Egypt that she'd shared on email elsewhere. Again, this woman stole the limelight from my friend.

Another friend got married recently. They both looked a treat. It was a guest of theirs that posted all of the wedding pictures before either the bride and groom.

Where is the ettiquette in stealing someones' thunder under via social networking sites?

In my opinion, that's just plain rude.

Over and out.

xx

Money and Dental Work

Thanks everyone for the advice. I'm still deciding and wavering between the two but mostly I'm leaning towards staying where I am.

I realised this was more important than ever when I had to withdraw a few hundred from my bank this morning to pay for Carissa's theatre costs for her orthodontic work. If I was working part-time, I might have struggled to pull that money from nowhere. Money also brings security and dignity especially when I have no family to rely on.

We arrived this morning at the Wakefield Clinic at 7.30 am and went straight through. I held her hand and stroked the hair that was poking out of her medical cap. I also tried to disguise my nerves because I could see the scared look in her eye as they inserted the IV drip. They talked her through the strange taste in her mouth as the anesthetic kicked in. Moments later, she drifted away, they strapped oxygen to her face and I was ushered out of the room.

Although it was a simple and fast operation it was her first time under general anesthetic and I was a bit nervous. It was only 35 mins to remove four big teeth and she woke in recovery with me holding her hand. She was all puffy and a bit emotional. Thought we should have brought her child-hood teddy after all, she said. Such a big girl now and yet still a little girl at times.

Anyways, thanks again to all of you for the comments about the financial stuff.

Miserable job or not will keep me there while I have expenses for her to cover.

Quiet weekend here. I hope you have a lovely weekend too.

bye for now,
C